Indian Politics : Honey - Show me the money !!!!

Vijay Punya Singh softly closes the door of the conference room and punches the air with his fist, his face glowing with joy. Vijay, an entrepreneur and an MBA student of The Some Business Skool had just managed to persuade Silicon Valley venture capitalists to fund his new B2B venture paisa-de-vote-le.com with $2 billion dollars of seed money.

paisa-de-vote-le.com has a unique business model. It seeks to collaborate with democratic governments all over the world to promote their "national interests". The fundamental business premise here is that all countries have national interests that are very important for the country's people to prosper, and that these national interests have to be supported by members of the government to be successful. But unfortunately, sometimes these members of the government are disconnected from reality or fail to understand the importance of these "national interests". This leads to the formation of multiple groups who vociferously oppose each others stand on the national issue. This is where paisa-de-vote-le.com comes, as someone who understands the opposing parties opinion on the issue, it can broker a peace agreement.

paisa-de-vote-le.com believes that the members of government are not fundamentally stupid or mentally challenged. In fact, the company believes that members of the government are very good at mathematics and just need to be shown the right perspective and direction. In order to provide this right perspective, paisa-de-vote-le.com will provide a medium for effective communication between the common public and the corporate world and eminent members of the government.

paisa-de-vote-le.com proposes to select certain eminent members of the government from each opposing group to lead that group into negotiation with the other group and common public. In order to ensure that every one in the public gets their fair chance to interact with honourable members of government, paisa-de-vote-le.com will auction icon members of the government in public. This is good business strategy, as your problem and perspective on the national issue is only as important as your purse.

So members of public can logon on paisa-de-vote-le.co.in [for India], and register for a free account (WOW!!!). Then they can start bidding for the icon members. The highest bid is the winning bid and the winner will receive the complete attention of the icon member. Once all icon members have been given the right public perspective of the issue (the guidelines of paisa-de-vote-le.com say that sold is not a tactful word), the icon members will be given 80 % (paisa-de-vote-le.com will keep the other 20%) of the perspective prize (again not selling prize). Icon members must use this perspective prize to share the public's perspective with opposing non icon members and use it to change the perspective of the member from opposing groups (or national political parties, state political parties and independent political candidates in India's case). This will generate consensus and agreement on issues of national importance and also add transparency and the positive influence of freely operating market forces, which is a win-win situation for all.

Vijay Punya Singh has come up with a truly innovative and sustainable business model. It is to be noted that Vijay Punya Singh is grandson of genius Indian business man and political guru "IMMORTAL" Singh (update : this is no paa'ji with a turban).